windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
when you start watching a new show and immediately get attached to a character
it’s hard buying gifts for nerds bc you’re like “i want the thing but they’re my friend”
it’s the ultimate sacrafice
"Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently
Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there."
— Raul Gutierrez, “Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently” (via fuckinq
This got real sad